“I probably shouldn’t say this …”
“OK.”
“…but…”
“No, no, I’m sure you were right the first time.”
“Don’t you want to hear?”
“Well, maybe, but you said it yourself — you shouldn’t say it.”
“Now, I don’t want to tell you what to think …”
“OK!”
“…but…”
“You’re about to tell me what to think, aren’t you?”
“Well, I —”
“You just said you didn’t want to.”
“Well, yes.”
“Then don’t.”
(Hat tip to Cory Dahl)
