
Allen walked into Fearless Leader’s chambers and saw the great one with a familiar shaggy blue figure.
“Barada, old friend!” he cried. “What are you doing here?”
“Ask the boss,” said his old friend.
Fearless Leader cleared his throat. “I have come to a decision.’
“Why don’t I like the sound of that?” said Allen.
“Don’t be silly, I have not decided to destroy your silly Earth,” said Fearless Leader. “But I have been doing additional research, and I conclude that we must keep an eye on this violent world.”
“That is apparently where I come in,” Barada said. “I have a very particular set of skills that may come in handy.”
“You are a great warrior,” Allen said. “We’re not going to war with Earth, are we?”
“Ha, ha, ha,” Fearless Leader said with a mirthless smile on his face. “Let me tell you about my research. Seventy-five years ago, another civilization sent an emissary to Earth in hopes of forming a peaceful alliance. He was shot.”
“Good heavens,” Allen said.
“Fortunately, they had the technology to save him, but he left behind a sentry, named Klaatu, to monitor the world and keep the peace.”
Allen knew the story from his training as the emissary to Earth, and he knew the sentry was named Gort and the other civilization’s emissary was the one named Klaatu, but Allen also knew better than to contradict Fearless Leader.
“It’s my understanding that the sentry is still here, patrolling the Earth,” Allen said.
“Yes, but it can only do so much, and so occasionally conflicts continue to flair up around the planet,” Fearless Leader said. “I have asked Barada to stay here on Earth, and I have summoned Nickola, another one of our mightiest warriors, to serve as his assistant.”
“So, three sentries to monitor Earth — Klaatu, Barada, and Nick, too?” Allen said.
“Yes, and if they threaten to extend their violence beyond this planet, this Earth of theirs will be reduced to a burned-out cinder,” said the grim-faced Leader.
“That’s the gist of it,” Barada said.
“Are you sure the situation requires such an extreme approach?” Allen said. Barada gasped.
“I am sure,” Fearless Leader said evenly. “Am I to understand you are questioning my judgment?”
“No, no, not at all,” said Allen. “I, um, simply wanted to be clear.”
“It is my understanding that some sort of celebration is planned in the near future — something called a Halloween party.”
“That’s correct.”
“You will bring Barada to this party and explain the situation to their emissary, this Ellie,” said Fearless Leader. “Then we can begin preparations to head home.”
“As you wish.”
Fearless Leader left the chamber without another word. Allen exhaled and wondered how long he had been holding his breath.


