Can greatness happen intentionally?

Will this be the day I get the backyard garden in order? Or will I write a groundbreaking short story that redefines science fantasy for a new generation? Will I compose an anthem for the ages or something else that echoes through time? Will it be enough that I made the effort?

As I sit here scratching at my journal and sipping coffee, I’m not feeling ready to tackle great goals or attempt to bring grandiose visions into focus, but after all I am barely two hours into my allotted 16 hours of waking — and I slept through almost the first hour. Perhaps the caffeine will help.

On the other hand, I wonder if John Newton woke up one morning intending to write “Amazing Grace,” or if Shakespeare toiled over “Hamlet” believing it would still be performed in 400 years. The answer is probably more mundane. 

On the third hand, Bruce Springsteen was tasked with composing a hit single to complete his new album and came back the next morning with “Dancing in the Dark,” and John Sebastian was asked to deliver a TV theme song overnight and came back with “Welcome Back,” which was so catchy the producers renamed the show they had been calling “Kotter.”

So: Sometimes greatness can be produced on demand, and sometimes you set out to produce something, anything, and greatness somehow ensues. It’s an inexact art.

One thing all those creators had in common, though, is that they sat down to produce. They showed up.

And so, here I am, Lord. What will we do with this most amazing day?

Allen the Alien, Chapter 1

Allen realized at once that he was not like the others. Would they notice? From the images they’d seen from the starship, it had been clear that these earthlings looked very much like themselves — amazing to discover that life appeared on this planet in a form similar to their own — but the small differences had not been obvious.

He sidled up to another duck who was not quite like the others.

“Hi! I’m Allen,” Allen said. “I’m, um, new around here.”

The other duck looked him over, his eyes lingering on Allen’s antennae and his almond eyes.

“Good to meet you. I’m Duckzilla,” said the other duck, who had spiky scales on his head and down his back. “Welcome to the neighborhood.”

Now Allen faced a decision. Should he explain that he was an emissary, one of a team of travelers from another star system? Or should he withhold that information until he could ascertain whether this “Earth” had a civilization advanced enough to accept a visitor from outer space?

He chose caution.

“So what’s it like around here?” Allen asked as if he was a newcomer hoping to settle and assimilate.

“Oh, we’re ducks,” Duckzilla said warily. “I’d guess we’re the same everywhere.”

“You’d be surprised,” said Allen. “What do you folks do for fun?”

“We line up in a row a lot,” said another duck nearby. “Hi, I’m Griselda. Where are you from? I don’t recognize the accent.”

“I come from a long way away,” Allen smiled. “You’ve probably never heard of it.”

“Try me,” Griselda said sweetly.

Allen thought of the farthest place he could imagine on the other side of this planet. “It’s near a city called Osaka.”

“I knew it!” Griselda squealed. “I thought you kind of looked Japanese.”

Duckzilla looked at her askance. “Trust me, Griselda, he doesn’t look Japanese at all.”

There was an awkward silence.

Ready, begin

This is not a drill.

“This is reality, Greg.” E.T. can’t just beam up to his ship. The 40 pounds won’t just melt off. My books and songs won’t fly off the shelves — “If you build it, they will come” only works in that other movie. A sick dog won’t heal herself. I have to do the work.

Ready, set, go.

Hello? Off your duff. Ready, set, go. Jumping jacks — ready, begin. OK, maybe not jumping jacks. But move. Now.