
If this is it, then what was that?
If now is the time, then what came before?
(Part 2 of 3)
Once upon a time, there … Wait, “once upon a time”? What does that even mean?
OK, this happened once, which suggests a unique happening in the past — and the reference to a time also suggests the past — but how do you get “upon” a time? Time is a figment of our collective imagination; there is no “time,” there is only now, this moment, so how do you get “upon” a time?
(What a time it was, too.)
It probably depends on what “upon” means. In the far distant past, did it mean something somewhat different than it does now? Or was time originally something corporeal and visible that we could literally sit upon?
Those are questions for another time, for I am committed to sit in this chair and muse, not perform research.
And there’s another interesting turn of phrase: By saying I’m sitting “in” this chair, I describe a different chair than if I had written I am sitting “on” this chair. I am suggesting arms on either side of me and padding that I sink “into” when I lay my ample posterior on top of it.
To be continued.


