Chapter 33: The magic fades

When last we met: “Thanks for everything. I’ll leave you three to say your last words to each other,” Grenn said. “After the magic fades your Daddy won’t be able to understand what you’re saying again until next year around this time.” Dejah and Summer and I looked at each other. “Oh,” Dejah said.

As the elfin beings entered the woods and were no longer visible, I looked at my two golden retrievers, who had bravely faced down the storm and weathered the adventure like the heroines they were. What do you say when you won’t be able to speak to each other for another year?

“Dejah, Summer, I just have to say —” I began, sitting down on an easy chair.

“No, you don’t,” Dejah said, resting her head on the arm. “This is our time to talk. We understand you just fine all the time, but we won’t be able to tell you anything with words.”

“So you do understand me all the time?” I said, a little smile forming. “So when I say, ‘Summer, come in the house,’ you’re just refusing?”

“Well, sometimes I don’t wanna,” Summer said with a rueful look.

“The Time of Magic is almost over, so let me say something, or several somethings,” said my 11-year-old puppy. “Thank you. Thank you for everything.”

“Well, you’re welcome, Dejah,” I said. “I’m sorry you’ve had to play second fiddle for most of your life. First, there was Willow, and then you ruled the roost for only five months before we brought Summer home.”

Dejah smiled the way only golden retrievers can smile.

“Anyone could see that Willow was the best dog who ever lived, and everyone loves the puppy best, even when it’s a goof like Summer,” Dejah said.

“Hey!” Summer said, but they both wagged their tails.

“And you and Mom gave me plenty of puppy love back in the day,” Dejah continued. “Anyway, the second fiddle is still a darn good player, and you never treated me like anything less than one of the two best dogs there are.” 

“Well, you are,” I said, “and you were Mom’s puppy. I’m so sorry Mom had to leave.”

“It wasn’t your fault, and it wasn’t her fault. She got sick and then she died. You told us,” Summer said. “We know. We always knew. It makes us sad, but we never blamed you.”

We were all silent for a little while.

And then Dejah said, “So thank you. This probably is the last time I’ll be able to say the words so you can hear them, so I want to say it now. You’ve always taken care of me and made me feel loved.”

“Of course you’re loved, you little goombah,” I said, surprised that I could speak at all because I sure couldn’t see through the watery film. “In any case, we’ll pick up this conversation next October, when the Time of Magic rolls around again.”

Dejah looked at me with compassion. “Daddy,” she said, “you’ve never had a 12-year-old golden retriever.”

I knew what she was saying, and I refused to hear.

“Well, then, you’ll be the first,” I said. “You’re a pretty feisty old broad.”

“You two are so serious,” Summer said. “Let’s play!” And suddenly she ran from the love seat to the kitchen and back to the love seat and back to the kitchen and back to the love seat and into my office and back to the kitchen and back to the love seat.

“Do you know there’s a word for that, Goof?” I said.

“A word for what?” Summer said, panting.

“Zoomie. You just did a zoomie.”

“I like that word! Zoomie!” she shouted, and did a few more rounds around the living room.

Dejah shook her head. “Kids.”

In a little while I climbed into bed, and Summer jumped up near my feet, and Dejah settled in the doorway to the bedroom, our usual positions.

“Thanks for the adventure, girls,” I said. “I love you.”

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” Dejah said without lifting her head as she sprawled in the doorway. “We love you, too.”

“What she said, Daddy,” said Summer, the kind and gentle but shy big puppy.

The room went quiet, and soon the three of us were dreaming of dragons and eagles and white-tailed deer and [unpronounceables].

Chapter 32: Halloween sunset

When last we met: The Evil One turned back to survey the havoc he had wrought, but instead he saw the little blue house still standing, untouched on the other side of the huge inter-dimensional portal that the little mystics had generated for the storm to pass through. And just as the monster cried, “WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!” the 17 little [unpronounceables] performed the special gestures and incantations that closed the portal again with a rather unpleasant zipping sound.

Grenn and Blurg clinked their glasses of mead together and drank heartily. The fawns scampered around the field chasing each other’s tails, and the eagles practiced aerial maneuvers that would challenge Blue Angels.

Seth the Dragon rested his head on the deck railing and smiled at the two golden retrievers who looked up at him. 

“I got to tell you, as hard as it was trying to realistically fake being tossed away by a little wind, I have to admire how you two just stood there calmly being the bait for our trap,” Seth told them.

“I was not calm,” Summer admitted.

“I must admit, we were offended when it was suggested my forces pretend to be scattered by the wind,” said the eagle chief. “But the ruse served its purpose.”

“We had to keep the Evil One distracted so he wouldn’t notice the little ones conjuring at the fence,” Seth said.

“I’m just glad our [unpronounceable] friends came through with the spell that created a fake house on the other side of that inter-dimensional portal they conjured,” Dejah said. “It looked just like the real thing.”

“A perfect target,” Seth agreed.

We spent Halloween night reliving the unusual events of this year’s Time of Magic and laughing at the TV meteorologists who were flummoxed by the sudden disappearance of the world’s worst hurricane seconds after it made landfall from 60,000 feet onto a little plot of land in Northeast Wisconsin. They were calling it a climate change miracle — one or two called it magic and didn’t realize how right they were.

Around midnight the party started breaking up and the feathered and fur-clad friends we had met in recent weeks started to head to their own homes. 

“It has been a pleasure to serve with you,” said the great buck. “Perhaps ‘pleasure’ is the wrong word. It’s been an honor.”

“The honor is ours,” I said.

“Thank you for your help,” Dejah said.

“And be careful next month,” Summer said. “Deer season is coming.”

“Don’t remind me,” the buck said with a grim chuckle, and then he and his family had disappeared into the night.

“You comported yourself with dignity and pride,” the chief eagle said as he said his own farewells. Before we could respond, he was gone, too.

Seth said goodbye to his four fellow dragons and then turned to us.

“My kind doesn’t really show itself outside the Time of Magic,” the big dragon said. “Nothing personal, we just don’t like to freak people out, despite our reputation.”

“Well, you never freak out [unpronounceables],” Grenn said, “so don’t be a stranger around our house.”

“You got it,” Seth said. “And Dejah and Summer, consider yourself honorary dragons. You did good when the chips were down.”

Without another word, and with a flourish of his mighty wings, the dragon lifted into the sky and disappeared.

“He didn’t give me time to say thank you,” I said.

“We’ll pass the word along,” said Blurg, taking Grenn’s hand, which confirmed my suspicion that she and the stalwart little leader were an item.

“I’m sorry we infringed on your land when we built the house,” I told them. “I hope we can be friends anyway.”

“Ah, there’s a lot of land to go around, and we don’t need that much space,” Grenn said. “You didn’t realize how rude you were being.”

“There’s that,” Dejah said.

“Don’t be a stranger,” I said.

“Well, it’s kind of a tradition that we only make ourselves seen during the Time of Magic,” Grenn said. “But we’ll make a point of dropping by next October if not sooner.”

“What about the Evil One? Is he stuck in that other dimension now?” Summer asked.

“Listen, little girl, when my crew zips up an inter-dimensional portal, it stays zipped until we say otherwise,” Blurg said. “Don’t you worry.”

“I guess this is goodbye for now,” I said. “October is just about over.”

“Yep, see you when next we see you,” Grenn said. “And thanks for everything. I’ll leave you three to say your last words to each other.”

“Last words?” Summer asked.

“Well, after the magic fades, your Daddy won’t be able to understand what you’re saying again until next year around this time.”

Dejah and Summer and I looked at each other.

“Oh,” Dejah said.

Chapter 31: Into the storm

When last we met: Summer, Dejah and I stood on the deck facing the oncoming hurricane and the giant green face. Between us and the storm were a dozen determined white-tailed deer, 29 warrior eagles, five dragons and several dozen [unpronounceable] elfin beings, including the 17 wizards and wizardesses who stood along the fence. I have to admit, as the wind whipped fallen leaves in circles around the yard and rain started falling sideways in the wind, I began to suspect it wasn’t going to be enough.

As leaves were ripped off the trees and swirled around us, Dejah lay down on the deck at the top of the stairs. Summer faltered against the wind but remained standing.

“They said we should stand up as long as we can,” Summer told her older sister.

“And I did, Sum, but now I must lie down,” Dejah said. “When you’re 11 years old yourself, you’ll understand.”

“Just stay out here on the deck, girls,” I said. “I’m proud of you both. And I’m with you all the way.

The wind howled. And so did the Evil One.

“YOU CURSED DOGS,” the giant face shrieked from the middle of the hurricane. “YOU HUMILIATED MY MINIONS. YOU OBSTRUCTED MY WONDERFUL SORDID PLANS AT EVERY TURN. NO MORE! NO MORE!”

It was mid-morning. It was dark as midnight except for the nanoseconds when lightning flash and the ground shook.

The great buck and his companions galloped out to meet the storm in the big field beyond the willow trees.

Two or three great lightning flashes were followed by two or three great booms of thunder.

As if on cue, the deer broke ranks and bolted into the comparative shelter of the woods.

The Evil One chuckled and pressed on, his eyes fixed on the two dogs on the deck 100 yards away.

Next came the great array of eagles swooping from the trees even as they bent from the wind. In crisp formation 29 warrior eagles dove into the eye of the storm. Just before they reached the giant green face, they dispersed in all directions — almost as if the chaotic retreat had been choreographed.

The Evil One cackled and pushed closer, his eyes focused on the dogs that refused to leave the deck.

Five dragons lifted from the ground, their nostrils steaming, their great tails flicking in anger, their wings catching the wind so they could soar high and dive-bomb the evil force in the center of the tempest — and just before their mighty claws wrapped around the Evil One, they toppled away as if flung by the wind, and even I couldn’t tell if they had dropped back on purpose.

Only the five dozen [unpronounceable] elfin warriors stood between us and the storm, with the 17 wizards and wizardesses along the backyard fence frantically waving their hands and arms and chanting the chants that no human could repeat.

Now laughing monstrously and uncontrollably, the Evil One swept the tiny warriors aside and focused his deadly eyes on the human and his canine companions on the deck.

Just before the storm crossed over the backyard fence and slammed into the house, the Evil One could have sworn the dogs and I disappeared. He had no time to register that inkling, because he and his storm slammed into the little blue house and shattered it into 10,000 splinters, flattening the apple trees in the front yard and leveling the forest for miles around.

“AND SO WE SEE THAT ALL I TOUCH WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WICKEDNESS,” the Evil One shouted with a triumphant guffaw.

He turned back to survey the havoc he had wrought, but instead he saw the little blue house still standing, untouched on the other side of the huge inter-dimensional portal that the little mystics had generated for the storm to pass through.

And just as the monster cried, “WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!” the 17 little [unpronounceables] performed the special gestures and incantations that closed the portal again with a rather unpleasant zipping sound.