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“I can’t help but think.”
“Think what?”
“What?”
“You can’t help but think what?”
“No, I was just thinking that I can’t help but think.”
“Huh?”
“You know, as in, I think, therefore I am.”
“Okayyyy…”
“And I am what I am, like Popeye.”
“Popeye Doyle? Popeye’s Chicken?”
“Just Popeye.”
“Like the spinach guy?”
“Right! Now we’re on the same track.”
“I didn’t know we were on a train.”
“Obviously — a train of thought.”
“I think I understand.”
“Now you’re thinking!”
“I can’t help it.”
