Words have meaning

There is another side to H.L. Mencken’s wonderful quote that I often cite — “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary” — and that is that some of the hobgoblins are real, not imaginary. And most of those, of course, are practical politicians.

There’s another side to Tom Petty’s wonderful quote I use all the time — “Most things I worry about never happen anyway” — and that is that some things I worry about do happen sometimes.

Zig Ziglar said that when his guy did not win the presidency, he would give himself 24 hours to feel miserable, and then he would pick himself up, dust himself off, and say, “Well, this man is my president.”

Consider this my 24 hours. 

A man who fantasized publicly about putting bullets into a political adversary and his children was elected attorney general of Virginia on Tuesday, as was a liar who promised a socialist utopia in New York City.

Words have a way of frightening me, because I think scary people choose their words carefully. The words the Third Reich employed were especially frightening, because they hypnotized otherwise reasonable people into condoning unspeakable horrors.

I have never said out loud or written down how uncomfortable I am about the agency named Homeland Security, because its name scares me. The word Homeland in that context is too similar for my tastes to “Fatherland,” the Reich’s appellation for Germany.

Similarly, I wonder why anyone would embrace a label like “democratic socialist” as if that was a good thing to be. The phrase is too close to “national socialist” not to give me pause. It was the national socialists of Germany who wreaked such havoc in the 1930s and 1940s. No nation should aspire to go there again. The greatest horrors of the 20th century arose from the embrace of socialism and its cousin, communism, but it seems that time has taken the edge off that terror and made those terms acceptable in civilized company again.

These thoughts are off-brand for a guy who wrote a book called Refuse to be Afraid, but I must admit I am afraid of history repeating itself as Powers That Be work to make our Fatherland secure and national socialists draw huge crowds. It will be different this time, the socialists promise. They always make that promise, history shows, and just like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown, once in power they yank the promise away to reveal their true nature. Perhaps those mesmerized by socialist promises are even too young to know who Lucy and Charlie Brown are, and they need instead to hear the old fable about the scorpion who hitched a ride across the river.

Of course, the point of Refuse to be Afraid was not that fear isn’t real or that there is nothing to be afraid of; the point was that we should not let our fear control our actions. And so I’m giving myself these 24 hours to fret — taking no action except to write down these thoughts — and tomorrow I’ll pick myself up and dust myself off. My only solace is that that man is not attorney general of my state and that man is not the mayor of any city near me — yet.

Happy Non-Election Day

Every two years, Wisconsin has a wonderful first Tuesday in November in which there is no election. Although there are monster elections elsewhere, as in New Jersey and Virginia, Badgers get to stay home today.

Although I have never gone as far as my late lamented friend-I-never-met Wally Conger, who refrained from voting altogether, I tend to agree with him that voting is a futile exercise that “only encourages the bastards,” in that it lends an air of legitimacy to the corrupt enterprise responsible for most of the misery rampant in the world, most significantly the horror of war.

Freedom does not depend on choosing the right ruler — no political leader cares about you or your loved ones anywhere near as much as you do. A friend I see in the mirror regularly once wrote, “Freedom means understanding that I am the boss of me.”

One man I gladly cast a ballot for, Lee Sherman Dreyfus, once said, “Government should defend our shores, deliver the mail and leave us the hell alone,” and that’s where I stand most days. I can think of no task that government assumes that the rest of us couldn’t do better and more efficiently. Any politician who wants my vote needs to be committed to liberty and ending war — as a result, very few politicians earn my vote.

My ideal world would be one where we all voluntarily buy into what Jesus called the two greatest commandments — Love God and love your neighbors, understanding that by “neighbors” we mean every human being on this speck of dust in the universe. 

Alas, it is not an ideal world, but I for one do buy into those two laws, and my soul has been more at peace ever since I made that decision. Therefore, I heartily commend the idea for your consideration.

In the meantime, I plan to very much enjoy this bi-annual Non-Election Day.

Declaration Day

This is the day when folks in the good old U.S. of A. stage parades, grill and consume all kinds of meat, go to festivals, and scare dogs by setting off fireworks of all shapes and sizes.

The occasion is the 249th anniversary of the release of a little document called the Declaration Of Independence, which changed life as we knew it — and by “we,” I mean the people who were alive in 1776. I am apparently considered old now, but I’m not that old.

That little document made a number of statements that shifted people’s perspectives in significant ways. For one thing, it asserted that human rights were not a human invention — that things like the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness were God-given and self-evident, not something granted by a king, a congress or a constitution.

It even suggested that if those manmade institutions fail to protect those God-given rights, the people have a right to dissolve those institutions and form a new government that will. 

Holy moley, what a concept.

So saying, the signers of the Declaration broke off ties from the tyrannical British government and established 13 new nations that organized a loose confederation called the United States of America.

Great Britain, as all centralized governments are, was not inclined to give up power willingly, and so it waged war against this upstart confederation, but the spirit of liberty was more powerful than the spirit of tyranny, and the new states won the war.

After a few years some members of the loose confederation grew nostalgic for the tyrannical central government, and they persuaded their colleagues to form a new central government and bind their partners under a constitution. Leaders who were leery of the idea lobbied to amend this new arrangement to clarify that the reorganized government still could not infringe on those God-given rights, and they included a couple of clauses that any powers not specifically designated to this “federal” government were retained by the people and their respective states.

I could go on from there and discuss how the more central government grew and metastasized into something the signers of the Declaration might not recognize — or maybe they would recognize it and say something to the effect of, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.” 

But July 4 is the day we celebrate the fact that wise people once endorsed the idea that we are created equal, endowed by the Creator with rights that must not be alienated, including the rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness — not to mention the rights to assemble, to say and publish what we please, to worship in the manner that we choose, to own weapons, and all of the other rights that God has given us, and woe to anyone who would dare to re-establish tyranny across this beautiful land.

I’m proud to live in the country where those concepts were first declared and, if you listen very hard, sometimes are still practiced here and there.