Punch line

“Let’s just get on with it,” said the storyteller.

“I’m game,” said the told. “Go ahead.”

“Well,” the storyteller began, and then paused.

“Very deep, very good,” the told said. “Is there more?”

“You’re very impatient,” said the storyteller.

“Oh, no, I’m very patient,” replied the told. “I have traveled far and wide, and I have found many stories to keep me company and entertain me and lift me up up and away. I need not wait for your story, or stories, and yet …”

“And yet?” asked the storyteller.

“I have heard snippets of your tales, and they seem to be intriguing,” said the told. “You go so far, and then say ‘I will finish the tale someday.’ Unfinished journeys leave an emptiness; only one unfinished symphony is immortal.”

“What if I told you I don’t know how it ends?”

“Oh, I think you do. I think the problem is you don’t know how to get from here to there. Am I right?”

“More right than I realize,” said the storyteller.

“Don’t you see that I’m willing to come along with you — that many roads will take you there, and let’s just pick one and see where we end up?” said the told.

“What if I write the end —” said the storyteller.

“Just don’t tell me yet!” said the told.

“Of course not, but what if I write the end, and then go back to the beginning, and tell you about that, with the end always in the back of my mind?”

“Duh! Isn’t that how storytelling works?” said the told. “It’s like a joke, building up to the punch line. Are you seriously asking that question?”

“Let’s call it a refresher,” the storyteller said.

“OK,” said the told. “Are you ready to get on with it, or should I find another storyteller and check back with you later?”

“No, please stay,” the storyteller said. “Once upon a time …”   

70 TV series I spent a lot of time watching

When I set out to list 70 TV series that affected me enough to watch hour after hour, in many cases from beginning to end, at first I was skeptical that I could get to 70. But some of my favorite shows ended up between 61 and 70 as I looked back through the list and thought, “OMG, I almost forgot (for example) Bosch.” 

We spend a lot of time in front of the television, we humans. Technology has given us more leisure time than past generations, as well as entertainment at the touch of a button, and so we press that button in hopes of finding — well, in hopes of finding entertainment as fine as these programs.

And we share our lists as a kind of shorthand: Hi. Pleased to meet you. I liked these programs a lot, even adored some of them; if you did, too, maybe we’re compatible enough to build a friendship.

Again, these are in no particular order (except for #1) — I only numbered them to make sure I hit 70.

1. Firefly

2. Judd for the Defense

3. Star Trek

4. Eli Stone

5. Sherlock

6. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

7. Star Trek: The Next Generation 

8. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

9. Midsomer Murders

10. Foyle’s War

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70 movies I’m glad I saw

Oh, movies … I’ve seen thousands of movies in 70 years of being a human. How do you stop at 70? The only one of these lists that was harder to limit is the one about songs.

This is an area where Red and I have different attitudes. We both love watching movies, but they rarely linger with her. I might say, “That was so cool in the climax of Contact where they call back to the line, ‘Small moves, Ellie’ — I choked up,” and Red will say, “Which one was Contact again?”

So here are the 70 movies I would select from if I needed a list of my absolute favorite favorite films, the ones where I probably got goosebumps one or more times along the way. As usual, I only numbered them to make sure I hit 70, but unlike those other lists, the first eight are ranked and appear on every list of my favorite movies.

1. It’s A Wonderful Life

2. The Wizard of Oz 

3. Casablanca

4. E.T. The Extraterrestrial

5. Arrival

6. Serenity (2005)

7. Raiders of the Lost Ark

8. A Christmas Story

9. Joyeaux Noel

10. The Lives of Others

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