
A cute cartoon made the rounds of social media in recent days. It shows officers in camo who have just apprehended a guy dressed as a ninja, all in black with a mask and just his eyes showing, next to a Little Free Library.
“Janet? We got him,” one of the guys is saying into his walkie talkie, or an ancient cellphone, perhaps. “The guy who takes best-selling novels and leaves behind textbooks from 1978.”
The joke is, of course, that nobody wants to read or keep old textbooks, which can be pretty dry affairs.
And that got me thinking about my time at Ripon College, from 1971 to 1975. Not only do I still have many of my old textbooks, but they have a revered place on my bookshelves.
The Scarlet Letter. The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn. Moby-Dick, or The Whale. Poems of Emily Dickinson. Hawthorne: Selected Short Stories. Complete Works of William Shakespeare. Masters of Modern Drama.
People make fun of English majors and other products of the liberal arts. Me, I wanted to be an English major, and I even took so many drama courses — mostly the literature-focused ones — that I ended up with a double major.
I never understood the joke — what kind of decent job can an English major get? Really? What kind of job can a person get after studying language and how words can be put together properly and effectively? Yeah, that’s such a hard sell.
My life, like anyone’s, is full of choices and decisions I wish I had not made, but I have not spent a second regretting my choice to major in English at a liberal arts college.
I would bet my textbooks would be fairly popular if I left them in a Little Free Library. But I’m afraid, well, read the title of this post.






